Assholes

You are November's rain, I am July's heat.
You are brown, I am red.
You are concrete, I am stone.
You are bologna, I am salami.
You are freckles, I am tan.
You are Macy's, I am Potterybarn.
You are clever, I am smart.
You are intimidated, I am above.
You are flat, I am round.
You are piano, I am trumpet.
You are abrupt, I am suggestive.
You are tacky, I am sophisticated.
You are Ethel, I am Jackie.
You are bought, I am NFS.
You are maxed out, I am no limit.
You are go, I am wait.
You are run, I am stroll.
You are wholesome, I am HBfuckingO.
You are mannered, I am respectful.
You are colored, I am black and white.
You are change, I am preserve.
You are spend, I am save.
You are trash, I am finds.
You are next, I am now.
You are normal, I am unique.
You are shiny, I am shine.
You are sticky, I am polished.
You are wirerim, I am contacts.
You are abc's, I am words.
You are start, I am finish.
You are meak, I am loud.
You are sad, I am busy.
You are cold, I am warmth.
You are jaded, I am gemstone.
You are opal, I am ruby.
You are bitter, I am sugar.
You are mean, I am loving.
You are baby, I am baby grand.
You are done, I am pausing.

Have a great tuesday.