Waiting

I am still waiting for my books from Amazon. Doesn't it seem like a long wait? And I just tracked it and it is coming DHL...what the f*&k! Nothing comes DHL. Is amazon hard up or something. God, it is taking forever. It better come today. Free Super Saver Shipping is a scam. It used to be quick and awesome and now its like they sit on the order for 3 days, then comes the weekend and then it ships out by the worst carrier ever. Seriously...

But I digress. In other news, I did get my hair cut, short and I love it. Its not suuuper short but I shed all that extra 07 weight and feel like I am about 2 years younger, like as in before our engagement and wedding. Weddings really stress you out. They add years to your face, make you hate people who you never had any problem with before, turn you into an aggressive, take no bullshit broad, and then leave you to somehow regain your composure by the time you march up the aisle and smile for the camera. So 07 has a lot of happiness and a lot of grittiness associated with it, so I cut my hair off and feel like I am embarking on a new life.

Now I got to get my fat ass on the damn treadmill. 4-sure!