As My Cereal Gets Soft

A morning without coffee is like sleep.
~Author Unknown


I get my coffee.

Which getting, before coffee is a feat of mass porportions for me. If you only knew...I can barely type even now! So because I had to put a garbage bag IN the garbage can, I got a little behind in my morning routine. And then I had to fight with the frig to let me get the milk out and not drop it ~again. Which of course almost happened. So, alas as my coffee "brewed" I poured out the last of my whole grain cheerios into my bowl, and because I'm obsessed with the Milk "going bad" I quickly poured some into the bowl. WELL, then I had to fill the sugar bowl up~again. Because Steve decided to have coffee yesterday {had he not this wouldn't have been a problem, but somewhere in my prehistoric precoffee mind this is a huge deal} I had to refill. Soooo, by the time I got my coffee all situated, turned on this computer, and did everything else just to drink the f*cking thing ,my cereal got soft.

Which seriously people, tastes like shit.

I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! ~Author Unknown