I'll Buy Them Towels... They Will Never Use The China

Those were the words of a person, whom I'll call Janice. "Let them eat cake".

She informed my future mother-in-law, she would not buy us any of our china that I soooo PAINSTAKINGLY, and let me emphasise that with a list of witnesses if need be, selected. I mean nights of worry here people! But never the less, (insert snoody voice) she will not be purchasing me any of that because I obviously do not know what to do with it. And no matter how many times I told her I would use it (I mean it can go in the dishwasher), she still will "buy me towels". The most practical of gifts.

I will be one of "those people". You know the ones, those "silly little girls" that register for tons of things that they will never fit in their "tiny little homes" and who want 129.00 china and have (gasp) no dinning room table to put it on! Janice loathes those poor pathetic chits "who think they know, but have no idea."

True, I have no dinning room table or buffet or china cabinet. But I do have taste, and I WILL use it. I mean I can't promise everyday, but trust me. Have a little faith Janice. I didn't fall of the back of a pick up truck yesterday, obviously you do not know where I com from. Perhaps my beginnings were meager, but alas, I have risen. Just ask Vera, you know, Wang.

Creme rises to the top, does it not?